Angela's Site

A funny-ha-ha for you....

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

Dream as if you ll live forever, live as if you ll die today.~
JUST WANTED TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR WORLD WITH A SMILE!
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it's ok about my b-day.....I didnt exactly announce it over here. I sure wish they had a blast feature on here. any way........TY sooo much. hugzzzz

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."
Take care and have a great and safe weekend!!! lots of love, Tammy

A TARZAN JOKE FOR YOU.......
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
had sex?

Tarzan not know sex he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.

Horrified Jane said, Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly. She took off her clothing and lay down
on the ground. Here she said, pointing to her privates, you must
put it in here.

Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed What did you
do that for?

Tarzan replied, check for squirrel
LOL.....ENJOY YOUR HUMP EVE!!!!

I hope you have had a great weekend. Look out for "Bob" news tomorrow!!!!

hello Angela. Thank you for your visit. I love flying without wings and Mandy as well. Of course You Raise me up too lol. hugs Marian

Thanks for the visit Angela only getting back to you now. This build should start soon. We have no experience of this sort of thing but we are slowly but surely getting everything in place. will be doing more blogs at different stages. hugs Marian

Hi, thanks for your comment on my Curves PP :-)

Take care.

Thanks Angela. Ill be being here more often so I can see ya more now. 360 is a big pain. lol Cya monday..I'm off to get ready to go camping, take care and be safe always!!

Hello Angela. Thank you for your visit to my page. You are the first person from Ireand that I have seen here besides myself lol. We visited Wexford 2 years ago and had a wonderful time. I have some photos. I would love it if we could be contacts . Marian

Thanks for stopping by, feel free to drop in any time lol, have a great day.

hey angela..TY for stopping by....I'm sorry I havnt been around much....at least not on multiply...been dealing with some prob's on 360....but I now have my page set to friends of friends so I dont have to worry about the gen public and all those freaks.....lol I hope your weekend was a good one and your week is off to a good start!! take care and be safe always!!